Diabetes here I come!
What the
god damn it
why must we play god
That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick
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“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
(Source: misandrywhale, via pranciis)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES
her statuses :’D
I will always add to this
QUEEN OF SASS
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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Greatest weakness? It’s possible that I’m a little too awesome. - Barack Obama
(Source: andersondevonblaine, via alexanme)
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
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With my friends and suddenly I see food.
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